Aberdovey!

[Sakura]

I'll be in Aberdovey 4th-6th of October, so I won't be here. I do not want to find my board:
a. taken over by text talkers, spammers and newbies
b. taken over by Fiara or Le Zozzmeister
c. taken over by aliens
d. deleted

If any or all of these things happen, I will hunt down and charbroil the person responsible

[Fiara]

Y...you don't want me to take over the board? What am I supposed to do with my life if I can't randomly steal forums? Come on, Le Zozzmeister, let's go on the rampage and start destroying stuff in anger! I'm sure we can find a few spammers and aliens to recruit and if we're really good we can find a way to delete them...hang on, what's the point in stealing formus that don't exist? Damn you...I'll find a way to get around that, just give me time...until maybe the 7th should do...

[Sakura]

WOO HOO! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[Fiara]

Damn you, if you'd have been away a bit longer I could have come up with a master plan, but noooooo, you had to spoil things ^^